Dude, seriously? Should I say I've done this before? There's some graffiti on the bridge again. "Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Won't be long before the next villain comes along and threatens violence unless you take off your mask. Wait, Mintberry Crunch ya you might not wanna go-. General Disarray is behind you! You don't see 'em often, but there's one outside right now. Double rainbow, you guys. Thanks to Coon and Friends the country would soon be rid of all evil, but first, they would come up against their most challenging and most evil opponent, Justin Bieber. He also seems to like making fun on other allies, especially when Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski) or Call Girl (Wendy Testaburger), calling them inferior to himself. "Coon 2: Hindsight" Full episode at South Park Studios "Coon 2: Hindsight" Episode guide at South Park Studios "Coon 2: Hindsight" on IMDb "Coon 2: Hindsight" at TV.com This page was last edited on 2 January 2021, at 16:53 (UTC). The clock is ticking and the citizens of South Park are gripped in fear. Ahaaa! Account. He then proceeds to activate and enter his time machine (which just turns out to be his bedroom closet) to head back to the past to try an… It's not pretty cool, Kyle! The city needs my help. No, Stan, I'm being serious! Seeing the disaster on Coon-Vision, the Coon immediately called together his trusty Coon Friends. No, I, I know. What should I do? Are you saying you're Eric Cartman? Mysterion is here! No! Why can't Old Ones die? It isn't just Cthulhu, Mr. Reporter. Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened! 03/17/2010. The season was headed by the series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who served as executive producers along with Anne Garefino. The Coon • All those times you stopped me from my acts of evil! At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls. Yeah? And the guy at the movie theater is harassing Mexicans again. I want to... help you... get rid of Mysterion! I know you're askin' me to stay But then what exactly is your superpower? Mysterion? That was great teamwork, Mysterion. You are from that planet, Gok'Zarah. Yeah, took me real long to figure it out! Aw nonononono, I am the symbol this town needs! Huhey, can I see the double rainbow, fellas? That's what I did, Mom! I know you must sometimes see this power as a curse, but you were sent here to stop evil from taking over the Earth and now, that time has apparently come. He must have come for my help. But our two worlds collided and soon, mint and berry were one. Aren't you that little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his AIDS benefit here, before? To the sunken city of R'Lyeh fallen from the stars! Aww jeez General Disarray, this is a lot more than I ever really intended. Now, come on, which one of you guys is it?! That kid was kind of a douchebag. Come on you guys, this is fucking bullcrap! Alright Coon and Friends, what good deed should we do next? A shot of a newspaper, the South Park Herald. I mean, a-aren't you a good guy? Kill me before I kill you! As hundreds of people gather to try and get a glimpse of the superhero, one question remains: Who is Mysterion? I was bitten by a radioactive mosquito! Well I'm sorry but you're under arrest. Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion. All right, now, we've taken out most of the synagogues, destroyed San Francisco, sent my friends into a dark oblivion, and so our next order of business will be Burning Man. So long, Justin Bieber, you little douchebag! Take the kid to jail. You're making it a better place for you! Upon seeing Cthulhu in person, Mintberry Crunch heroically dashed off, to, to save the day! 01:02. J-Justin Bieber and most of his fans have just been massacred. The Coon is then later seen scrolling through a book, reading the story about a king that unified two factions at war over a powerful stick. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. Text is available under the … And of course the most common question asked is, just who is he? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart. It's not my fault you guys turned evil, Kenny! I have to know what I am! All the Coon and Friends stopped the BP drilling spill crisis. I think those sixth grade kids are doing it. Aaah, a m m Mysterion, I b-, I beg you, I mean ah, judahadahada... Why are you doing this?! 03/31/2010. Only you, Kyle, would be a buzzkill, and try to steal my thunder! How utterly delightful! Well, people are obviously so desperate to learn your identity that they'll do anything. Let's try to get caught up on some paperwork. And over! Home. It is for that reason you have a power that normal humans do not have. And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me! Would you... mind very much if I kissed you? I thought we were workin' together. If you have any idea about the true identity of Mysterion, please call the 9 News Hotline. Oh I'm close. Yeah. Mintberry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister! South Park: The Stick of Truth. Full Episodes. No, it's true. Wow, can you believe it Kenny? Not this time, Coon! Alright, al, alright, alright, look, Chaos. The heroic and mighty Coon. It fuckin' hurts! Fireworks are illegal in Colorado, you asshole! Well I, I think he's kind of a symbol for the town, you know? Why don't you shut the fuck up?! The power given to you comes from a planet far away. That's fucking retarded! Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair. I want him gone just as much as you do! But you really wanna blow up a hospital? Should I say I am not a role model? We do not need thanks for our deeds. Until next time. No more organic crap for America! The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch! The 182nd overall episode of the series, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 11, 2009. Uhget the Coon a Sprite, General Disarray. Tonight an incredible story of an unknown child in South Park who has taken to the streets in an effort to fight crime. The Necronomicon is an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them. What about...? I don't betray people. Alright, things are pretty quiet out there, boys. As the Coon explained how the disaster could be stopped, something terrible happened. Copycat? Hello my son. "Faith", South Park: The Complete Fourteenth Season. Just stop! The 185th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 1, 2009. And now you're more grounded, young man! Directed by Trey Parker. You don't care about stopping crime, you're just doing this... 'cause you hate me, Kyle! Murphy I want you to-. "Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Thank you. That's what I'm supposed to say! Eric Cartman (The Coon) Stan Marsh (Toolshed) Token Black (Tupperware) Butters Stotch (Professor Chaos) Timmy Burch (Iron Maiden) Bradley Biggle (Mint-Berry Crunch) Clyde Donovan (Mosquito) Kyle Broflovski (The Human Kite) Kenny McCormick (Mysterion) The Goth Kids Justin Bieber Liane Cartman Stuart McCormick Carol McCormick Mrs. Biggle Alien Man Man 1 Man 2 Reporter Reporter 2 Story … "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. As long as my identity is a mystery, this will just happen again and again. After the triumphant victory over the evil hippies of Burning Man, Coon and Friends turned their attention to the next villainous scourge, bravely taking out every Whole Foods left in the country! You've gotta come see! Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge. [enters the house] Alright, listen: you have five seconds to leave or we're gonna put you in the jail and call your parents! Cthulhu isn't behaving as most scientists had speculated, Tom, but the dark lord is wreaking havoc everywhere and-. South Park is safe. And you must have many questions. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first. I will, father. Full Episodes. Not jump out the window and fly to New Orleans? In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Is that your name? It all began when the BP Oil Company drilled into the ocean floor and ripped open a hole into another dimension. I finally learned my lesson! Mysterion can't die, and Iron Maiden is indestructible-. Who will save us now? Can't help but think-, [grabbing his crotch constantly, and singing badly off-key] Babih babih babih oooo! Yes, that's totally understandable. Two days ago an evil unknown terrorist threatened major consequences if Mysterion. Coon kicks him in the balls and leaps at him, and grins. Cthulhu, you are a Coon Friend, and I'm the Coon! I might be Craig, and then again I might not be. What did you do today? “I am… THE COON.” Watch the full episodes of South Park here: http://southpark.cc.com/ Mysterion and Professor Chaos are fighting! The Coon is a playable characters in the XBLA game, South Park: Tenorman's Revenge, if one is playing as Cartman. "You Have 0 Friends" is the fourth episode of the 14th season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 199th episode of the series overall. "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. Just doin' stuff Mom. General Disarray • Though Cartman tries to raise awareness about The Coon through word of mouth, nobody pays much attention to the Coon's efforts. Account. Dude, I'm seriously! Very well. A, a symbol that everyone who's sick of crime can uh can rally behind. We kicked you out of Coon and Friends, remember? The Coon South Park, night. There are still many more questions left unanswered. And Mysterion can... ...Oh yeah, good one. You know, you're a little scrotum-licker dude! You're not going anywhere for a long time! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends/Script?oldid=431491. Bzzzzzzt. Cartman, if you team up with the most evil thing in the universe, then clearly you are the bad guy! He spreads his claws out and slashes Mosquito on the left temple. Oh, Mysterion, thank God you've come. U-STOR-IT, Images • Here's that file on the Rodriguez case, detective. He promised everything would change if we worshiped him, but we're still sitting here smoking cigarettes like before. I got boned! Mintberry Crunch is here to help you with these black cultists! I know how we can put an end to Mysterion once and for all. Superman never teamed up with Lex Luthor! you mean every word you say I give up! The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. Since the threat was issued there has been no sign of Mysterion. My identity must remain a secret. I'm sorry! Alright, look. Full Episodes. Mayb-ay, Sit back, justice believers, and listen to another edition of America's favorite superhero, Mintberry Crunch! ...Ah I think we would remember you dying, dude. Without warning, the Coon friends changed. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of "Mysterion" and challenges the Coon's place as a "symbol" for the town. Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened? It has to end. You don't know who I am! South Park S13 E2. The dark and evil Cthulhu is bringing his angry wrath down upon the Burning Man Festival, Tom. Special Attack - can hop/climb up tall pipes and ledges. Home. Sometimes blowing up hospitals is for the greater good, Chaos. I'm actually relieved. Oh right. Players will once again assume the role of the New Kid, and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous RPG adventure. 22:00. Go on in, Bradley. Yep, that's him. You've been to the nightmare city of R'Lyeh? I'm going around making the world a better place! Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion. Whowell I b- Well I b- ah I just would jes one nigh-, and then the Coon saw it up and I wa able to, and was able to. Look out Mysterion! I really, really can't die! What should I do, Ma? "The Ring" is the thirteenth season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. I think I'm gonna go to bed. 03/31/2010. With Minty coolness he hurried back home! It's my theory she might have a lesbian lover who's holding her leash. I came to see if you know Mysterion's identity. You must now harness and focus your power, Gok'Zarah. I knew it was you! You're being a copycat! Please, I give up! 02:12. My trusty hero companions were there, still alive. Mysterion • Oh yeah, I think it's around here somewhere. I'm gonna kick the shit out of you if you don't stop! Gather around, believers in good, and listen to the newest installment of The Coon. N- I'm the good guy, Chaos. Some headlines are: "Crime Rate Up," "No End In Sight!!" Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. What we need to do is talk to people in that cult! Only you would think of a name that dumb! We barely got a look at him. Everyone who's seen Mysterion, say yeah! The power of mint and berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch. Needless to say, when the mint hunters of Kogenrah got word of them, our fate was already sealed, Gok'Zarah. Go away Cartman. Agh- Stop it! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Knock it off! We'll get right on it, Mysterion. The only thing that can destroy an immortal... is another immortal. [Cthulhu grumbles], Bradley Biggle • Oh oh really? Well, I'm off. Nobody in the real world even knows we're here. I cannot stand here and make idle conversation any longer. 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